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I was tagged by

1) Choose one of your own characters (I chose Boss)
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag four people.
4) feel free to add some questions of your own.


Character: Boss

1) What gender are you?
A: Male. Is it not obvious through my handsome charm?

2) What is your age?
A: … I think 28 to 32… I don’t keep count of birthdays…

3) Do you want a hug?
A: … touch me and they will find your maggot ridden corpse in a ditch in Arkansas.

4) Do you have any bad habits?
A: Oh yes. Quite a few. *sinister chuckle*

5) What is your favorite food?
A: Hmm… anything Italian… and pancakes… and Cabbage Soup…

6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
A: … Cookie Dough. Shamelessly. And sometimes I stick pancakes in it. Shamelessly.  

7) Are you a virgin?
A: … is this relevant? Well if you must know… no. Let’s not go any further.

8) Have you killed anyone?
A: Oh yes. Quite a few. *another sinister chuckle*

9) Do you hate anyone?
A: Hell to the yah. I don’t even have time to go down the list…

10) Do you have any secrets?
A: Um… not really. I mean, I don’t really tell everyone about myself, but if they ask, I answer.

11) What is your favorite season?
A: Hmm… I quite like winter. Cold, desolate, and saddening. Gorgeous.

12) Who are your best friends?
A: … I do not have friends. I have peons.

13) do you have a best friends?
A: Did you listen to a thing I said? You are quite an inept interviewer.

14) What are your hobbies?
A: Nightmare making, doodling, torturing my enemies, collecting Batman paraphernalia… don’t look at me that way, it’s normal…

15) What is your favorite drink?
A: Hmm… I think… Serria Mist… I despise alcohol.  

16) When is your birthday?
A: October 14. Unfortunately, Timothy always reminds me…

17) Are you nice or mean?
A: Depends on your point of view. *smile*

18) What do you think of your creator?
A: Eh… I suppose there are worse individuals. I don’t really mind him.

19) What is your weakness?
A: … physically of mentally? I am a little ticklish… don’t spread that around.

20) Do you love someone?
A: Well, depends on what you mean by love. I love my dog.

21) Does that person love you back?
A: Baron? Well, he’s the only living creature who has dared nuzzle my leg, so I suppose he has affection for me.

22) Large or small family?
A: I was the third of four siblings. Other than that, fairly small.

23) Who are your parents?
A: My mother’s name was Mary Jane. A bit of a silly name, but I remember her being sweet and gentle. Certainly better than that judgmental imbecile she married…   

24) Which of your parents do you look more like?
A: Thankfully, my mother. The nose, hair, facial structure, everything. Even the eye color… for awhile anyway.

25) do you have a job?
A: Yep. Boss of the largest Nightmare Factory in Twelve Dimensions.

26) do you have fav thing?
A: … my sunglasses. And my gloves.

27) Do you have siblings?
A: I believe I have mentioned this. I have three. Well… I used to.

28) Are they nice or mean to you?
A: Well, William has disowned me, and then created that rather idiotic nephew of mine, and Sarah… prefers not to think of me. Timothy is a ghost, and thinks the world of me.  

29) What is the thing you like the most?
A: Besides my job and bringing doom? Making Mr. Ronin uncomfortable. I love it. He’s fun to annoy… unless you are in punching distance…




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